Here are a few things I learned in my first six days of fatherhood:
- They put a big sheet up during a C-section, but after delivery they may take it down without warning. Be careful where you look.
- Baby poo is supposed to be black and tar-like and (thankfully) doesn’t smell yet.
- Everybody “knows someone who has twins.”
- Babies drink more than anybody I went to college with.
There’s a lot more to learn, I’m sure. It’s been a crazy week but I’ve never had so much fun in all my life. More pics…